Cold enough fer ya

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. TOUGHNESS COUNTS! From: http://www.bloggingformichigan.com/

65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens.

60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe.

50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down..

40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero: People in Miami all die. Michiganders close the windows.

Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats.


10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.

40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Lions win the Super Bowl

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