COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. TOUGHNESS COUNTS! From: http://www.bloggingformichigan.com/
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens.
60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe.
50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down..
40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero: People in Miami all die. Michiganders close the windows.
Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Lions win the Super Bowl
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Cold enough fer ya
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